Dancing Votes Out Another - And I Vote Out Jessica Simpson!

Kim Reis

So, when you look at my title - you might think Jessica Simpson is a contestant on Dancing with the Stars.  Well, she’s not.  But she was the “special guest” and sang her “country” song.  ICK!!  As a true country fan, Jessica needs to go home.  She couldn’t make it in the pop world, so she thinks the country world is easier.  Well, guess what.  Country fans are loyal and we don’t like intruders.  Buh bye Jessie!

Tonight’s show was too damn long.  I mean, they dragged it out to an hour.  They followed the judges to London and - oh - how sweet.  They let Jessica sing a SECOND song.  Badoop, badoop, badoop (that would be the sound of my TiVo hitting fast forward).  Then they followed the dancers to the freakin’ bathroom.  I mean, they didn’t have to fill a whole hour.  That is 60 minutes I’ll never get back.

Anyway - My favorites were spared.  Susan Lucci, Cody Linley (the kid from Hannah Montana) and Lance Bass.  The teeny boppers are voting for Cody Linley like crazy and the ones who are “old, wed and almost dead” are loving Cloris Leachman. 

Lil ole Kim Kardasian went home this week.  I think part of the reason she went home was because no one knew who she was because she wasn’t all that bad.  There is no clear front-runner this year like in previous years.  Like, last year, Kristy Yamaguchi was a definite front-runner last year and towered over the rest.  This year, there really isn’t someone who is dancing circles around the rest.